I Am Sofa King!

Tuesday, June 07, 2005 | 0 Comments

SSB and I are watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force, which we normally don't watch, but it was another bloody pool episode and SSB says that our new neighbor across the street looks like Carl. So, why not? I liked the last bloody pool episode where Carl learns that his house sits on an ancient elven burial ground when he tries to put in a pool.

But here's why I had to post. Master Shake kills himself and Frylock is talking to a guy from WitchDoctor.com about getting Master Shake back. He says that he can do it but they all have to participate in the voodoo ritual. He has them read cards. "I am". They all read it. "Sofa King". This is when SSB and I burst out laughing. We know this. "We Todd it".

Here's our story with this joke: I got this from someone at work and was showing it to my brother. He thought it was pretty funny. My dad wanted to know what it was. I told him it was a joke. He takes the slip of paper from me. I didn't even have enough time to explain it.

"OK. Let's see. I am Sofa King we Todd it."

Everyone bursts out laughing.

"I don't get it. I am..Sofa King we Todd it."

We're all crying, we are laughing so hard.

I try to tell him to stop, but he will have none of it. "No. No! Don't tell me. I can do it. E-hem. I am Sofa King we Todd it! I don't get it."

We are rolling on the floor. Finally I gasp, "I am Sofa King we Todd it!"

"OH!!" His face lights up. "I get it now!"


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Blogger Lyvvie said...

It's a keeper. I learned it from another Blog. See how they can help in real life!

June 07, 2005 3:04 AM

Blogger Maria said...

I have no idea what's going on here..

"Keep looking surprised, and move slowly towards the cake."

June 07, 2005 1:33 PM

Blogger sideshow bob said...

What's your favorite bloody pool episode of all time?

June 07, 2005 4:58 PM

Blogger evilsciencechick said...

bwaaahahahahaaa!!! your poor dad!

I love cartoons, but somehow I just can't get my brain around ATHF. I keep thinking...what do they do? And why are they fast food items?

I do have to say those strange austrian jagged alien guys crack me up, though.

June 07, 2005 7:02 PM

Blogger The Doc said...

I only marginally enjoy ATHF, and like ESC, my favourite episodes always involve the Mooninites. "These are not spikes, these are pointy arms! We shoot soap out of them!" Those guys are awesome. I also enjoy the episode with David Cross as the depressed and sadistic Happy Time Harry Doll.

As for what they do, I think they were initially supposed to be fast-food mascots that banded together to fight crime, but then...they just sat around the house being jackasses. Just think of them as the poster children for lazy.

June 08, 2005 7:14 PM

Blogger Rae Ann said...

OH, I love Aqua Teens! Of course I do. That's why Frylock is my profile pic.

June 10, 2005 8:35 AM