Well, the polls are closed and the results are in. It was a really close race, but Canada pulled out ahead of the pack in the end with 26% of the vote. Neighbors of the North, Look Out! Initiate Operation Canadian Carnage! Uh, I mean Operation Canadian CareBear. Atlantis came in second with 22%. Greenland had 18%. VietNam and Santa's Workshop each got 15%, and finally Vulcan got 4%. I guess there's no oil on Vulcan.

There is a new poll. So don't forget to vote!


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Blogger sideshow bob said...

There's oil on Vulcan, but they also have The Bomb, so we can't pick on them.

April 24, 2005 11:59 AM

Blogger evilsciencechick said...

Blame Canada! Blama Canada! They're not even a real country, anyway!

(favorite south park movie song)

April 24, 2005 12:06 PM

Blogger The Doc said...

I, for one, welcome our new American overlords. And, I would like to point out that, as an academic, I could be very influential in assisting them with any governmental takeover that they see fit.

Seriously, though: you don't want to come here. I mean, I love it, but it's not exactly a tropical paradise.

April 24, 2005 7:01 PM

Blogger SierraBella said...

Off topic (gasp, not Canada!), but thanks for the help with my links!

April 24, 2005 8:37 PM

Blogger Sylvana said...

sierrabella: Glad I could help!

April 24, 2005 9:24 PM

Blogger sideshow bob said...

Kyle's mom's a bitch...that's my favorite, but there are so many good ones.
And we can't invade Canada...who will we blame the next massive power outage on?
Wonderful Simpsons referrence, Doc! Which way to the sugar mines?

April 24, 2005 10:27 PM

Blogger pastamasta said...

What, no-one's gunning for Narnia? That bloody lion needs taking down a peg or two. Also apparently he's got claws of mass destruction, or something.

April 25, 2005 2:58 AM

Blogger Tayster said...

Pastamasta, that is some funny stuff.

Has anyone seen Canadian Bacon?

It was a Michael Moore movie starring John Candy where the U.S. needs a place to attack (for ratings), and after a hockey fight involving beer, they choose Canada.

Very funny stuff.

April 25, 2005 7:59 AM

Blogger Sylvana said...

No shit, that was a Michael Moore movie? Why didn't I know that. I'm going to have to watch it again.

April 25, 2005 9:42 AM

Blogger Sask 1 said...

If your going to invade i have my hockey stick ready

April 25, 2005 10:19 AM

Blogger Jennifer said...

Yeah the weather is the pits.
It snowed all weekend. Who needs that?

April 25, 2005 12:25 PM