Pope Update

Thursday, April 21, 2005 | 0 Comments

In a strange turn of events, Pope Frankenstein VII was mobbed by villagers last night after killing two of them in an attempt to find a friend, and tragically did not survive the flogging and the burning and the stabbing with the pitchforks that ensued. However, the Cardinals were fast to act. They chose the runner up, Cardinal Andrew Aitken Rooney who went on to choose the name Pope A. Rooney I.

"Did you ever notice the funny hat the pope wears? Is that much hat really necessary?" Pope A. Rooney I queried during his coronation ceremony.


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Blogger sideshow bob said...

And I thought the last guy's sermons were boring...

April 21, 2005 9:58 PM

Blogger Weary Hag said...

Laughing over here ~ Andy Rooney ~ now HE would have made a cool pope.

April 22, 2005 8:52 AM

Blogger Tayster said...

Personally, I think Mickey Rooney would be a great Pope.

Shortest. Pope. Ever.

April 22, 2005 9:43 AM

Blogger SierraBella said...

The pope is trying to compete with the British Royals for the "Most Distasteful Hat" award!
He usually comes in second place.

April 22, 2005 1:48 PM

Blogger Sask 1 said...

That was sooo funny.My sides are killing me here

April 22, 2005 1:58 PM