Mall Santas Are Evil

Tuesday, December 27, 2005 | 0 Comments

Shamus O'Drunkahan did a post a little while ago about Bad Santas. Here is my own run in with a bad Santa. This man is clearly thinking about which rifle to use on the tower. I, on the other hand, am:

A) giving one of my signature cheesy smiles for the camera.

B) asking "Are you serious?"

C) pleading "Get me away from this guy. He smells like urine and stale Cheetos."

D) reaching into my coat for a gun to take this guy out and complete my mission.


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Blogger Kari said...

Aww... is that you?? And that Santa doesn't even look creepy!

December 27, 2005 2:54 AM

Blogger Kari said...

on second thought the dark brows arent right, that and your post only showed up as the picture at first. :P

December 27, 2005 2:55 AM

Blogger Sylvana said...

Kari, yes indeedy, that is me. I don't know how old I am in this picture. I'm guessing 4 or 5.

December 27, 2005 3:26 AM

Blogger "AG" said...

That Santa reminds me of someone who just left the methadone clinic and is thinking about how many minutes to his next cigarette break. Icky.

December 27, 2005 5:25 AM

Blogger Lyvvie said...

That guy was way too young to be Santa!!!


Did he really smell like wee and cheetos? How gross!!

I think it's interesting you had a signiature smile at such a young age...obviously your folks had a camera with them always.

Hope you and the Family had a wonderful, super weekend!!

Much love,


December 27, 2005 8:04 AM

Blogger nope said...

Love the picture - you are definitely the focus, who cares about the evil Santa - poor guy, probably just trying to make a living. Wonder what he looks like now?

December 27, 2005 8:49 AM

Blogger Derek Knight said...

yay! Urine AND Cheetos. IT MUST BE CHRISTMAS!

Anyhow, I'm partial to the "reaching for gun" choice. it''s just so...

well, whatever it is, it is it.

December 27, 2005 12:41 PM

Blogger Sylvana said...

AG, you had me laughing out loud over your comment. HE DOES!

Lyvvie, I was noticing the youth of this particular Santa too. Probably some assistant manager that they threw into a Santa suit because the one they hired was in jail or something.

Indiaiynke, he does not look like he should be dealing with the public let alone little children. But he didn't phase me too much. I'm still all ready to ham for the cam.

Derek, yeah, nothing says Christmas like the smell of urine and stale snack foods.

December 27, 2005 2:48 PM

Blogger OldRoses said...

So did you take him out and complete your mission?

December 27, 2005 3:13 PM

Blogger Shamus O'Drunkahan said...

Yeah, that santa looks a tad bit weary.

Nice checkered pants, by the way.

No, I'm not making fun - those are WAY better than anything I was wearing at that age.

December 28, 2005 7:27 AM

Blogger Shannon said...

I know I should be freaked out by the Santa, but you're so darn cute!!

December 28, 2005 10:54 AM

Blogger Sylvana said...

OldRoses, I would tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

Shamus, I was wondering when someone would mention the pants.

Shannon, I know. My parents had some good looking kids!

December 28, 2005 12:21 PM

Blogger Wendy A said...

Way to young to be Santa. Go for D. It's the American way.

December 28, 2005 2:41 PM

Blogger Heather said...

Wee & Cheetos...eeyeew. And I was getting ready to have dinner. Yeah, he was way too young to be Santa.

December 28, 2005 8:21 PM

Blogger sands of time said...

Oh A definately

December 29, 2005 9:07 AM

Blogger Sylvana said...

Wendy A, that's the one that I was leaning toward.

Heather, Weetos.

Pink Lady, you should have seen my first grade picture. Now THAT was a beaut!! I looked more like I was getting dental record pictures than school pictures

December 30, 2005 4:56 PM