We were walking through the bakery area looking for Triscuits to go with the 1lb package of goat cheese that somehow made it's way into the cart. As we were making our second round through with no luck I noticed an intriguing purple bag that said "Mystery Chips".
Sy: Mystery Chips?
SSB: No, we're not getting any food that has the word "Mystery" in the name. I prefer all my food to be solved.
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evilsciencechick said... mmmmmmmmmmm....1 lb of goat cheese.....
ew...chips of what? potatoe? broccoli? manure?
i'm with SSB on this one, all food should be solved and provide me with clear indication of contents.- Sylvana said...
You know, I didn't even pick up the bag. SSB had me laughing too hard!
- evilsciencechick said...
dude...I put an "e" on the end of potato.
I've become dan quayle. next i'll be condemning murphy brown.- Sylvana said...
LOL! How did I miss that?!
- Indigo Red said...
Dan Quayle was a great man (for malaprops.)
“If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.”
“The future will be better tomorrow.”
“A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.”
Name a single Democrat, or even just one, who could utter such utterances with equal equality.
Ha! You can't, can you?!- DrMax said...
I think they put something in the air of these warehouse stores to make you lose all judgement. "Say, I could really use 18 lbs of cashews and a pallet of soap!"
- sands of time said...
Now i have to wonder whats in the mystery chips.
I've moved by blog as well
http://pinkdragonandpinklady.blogspot.com/- Sylvana said...
Indigo Red, LOL!! Yeah he was such a funny guy. The fact that he didn't realize the silliness of what he was saying made him that much more funny!
DrMax, it's hard not to get the drum of shampoo when it is only a little more than a 32oz bottle in the regular stores. But you don't realize how difficult a drum of shampoo is to manage in the shower.
June, next time I go, if they are still there, I will look. And thanks for the heads-up on your move.- Randi said...
good think it wasnt meat that had the mystery tag on it....
- Sylvana said...
Once, someone knocked on our door. SSB answered it. The guy told SSB that he had an order cancelled and wanted to know if we wanted to buy any meat, cheap.
- Scott said...
I had that knock on my door, except it was about furniture. I called the police.
- Sylvana said...
How do you buy furniture from a door to door sales guy? Did he say it was "on the back of his truck"?
SSB was approached by some guy outside his work that wanted to sell him electronics out of a truck once too. It is so OBVIOUSLY WRONG!!!- evilsciencechick said...
My brother bought me the Finding Nemo DVD for my birthday a few years ago that he bought for $5 out of the back of some guys car.
totally legit, I'm sure.
can I be arrested as an accessory?
(did you buy any meat, sylvana?)- Sylvana said...
SSB said "No thanks."
You'd make a beautiful accessory, ESC!
I answered the door once to some old crazy looking smelly man asking if he could sharpen any of my knives. I think that was the craziest thing I have ever answered the door to.- sideshow bob said...
"What a terrible thing it is to lose one's mind, or to not have a mind..."
I think Bush Sr. went out and got him a dopey VP (vaugely reminiscent of someone) to get the public used to electing a person who talked like retard. Fool me once, George, shame on you...uh....hmm...
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