Ambulance Chasers

Thursday, August 25, 2005 | 0 Comments

SSB had to go to the doctor today to have his ear looked at. He's been having a water-in-the-ear sensation for about a week now. As we were sitting in the waiting area SSB nudges me.

SSB: Ew. They even have the slimey pharmaceutical reps here. [motions to guy in a suit with a couple of brief cases]

Sy: Oh. Is that what he is? I thought he was here selling insurance.

SSB: 'Last chance before your diagnosis!'


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Blogger evilsciencechick said...

tell him to hold his head sideways and jump on one foot.

SSB...not the insurance guy. though that would have been pretty funny.

August 25, 2005 11:16 PM

Blogger DrMax said...

Show hoo dud FFB no ee ad whater en eus eer? Dud peple's oices shouwnd unny?

August 26, 2005 2:44 AM

Blogger Sylvana said...

ESC, you forgot the part where I was supposed to video tape that and post it on my blog.

DrMax, sumthin like that.

August 26, 2005 9:01 AM

Blogger Spencer said...


Have a great weekend!

August 26, 2005 9:12 AM

Blogger sands of time said...

Hope he gave you a good deal.

August 26, 2005 9:19 AM

Blogger SierraBella said...

The suit was probably there to upgrade the good doctor's malpractice insurance!
Run SSB!

August 26, 2005 11:32 AM

Blogger Sylvana said...

Spencer, thanks! I had a good laugh over it. Everyone was looking at me strange, but I am used to that. It happens ALL THE TIME!

June, I have a friend that sells insurance. She'd kill me if I cheated on her.

Sierrabella, I hadn't even thought of that! Our doctor isn't really a doctor yet. But she's damn better than ANY of the doctors there- so he must have been there for someone else.

August 26, 2005 12:53 PM

Blogger sideshow bob said...

I'd love to leave a comment, but I received a 'script for Allegra, so I'm off running through a grassy field somewhere, not giving a good goddamn about my allergies. Or maybe I'm, wait; kayaking is for the herpes people.

August 26, 2005 6:05 PM