The Many Faces of Sylvana

Friday, July 01, 2005 | 0 Comments

SSB pulled this up after reading Evil Science Chick's blog. It was a really good laugh. Apparently, when you put in your name in Googlisms, it generates a list of things that knows about that particular name.

Here are some of my favorite from the list that was generated about me:
sylvana is a young and energetic girl for argentina
sylvana is ook een radiobabe
sylvana is very afraid of the dark and starts to scream if she is in the dark for more than 3 minutes
sylvana is danish and worked as a writer for magazines
sylvana is zwanger van gerard jolings vriend wino omtzigt
sylvana is our afs student from bolivia and english is her second language
sylvana is a lady who prefers the quiet life and time to herself
sylvana is the untameable in everything that is natural
sylvana is fierce protectress and guardian of trees and forests
sylvana is in better shape
sylvana is confident that she knows what skills are required to use computers
sylvana is a women's sector leader in colombia
sylvana is a performer with a european flavour that appeals to multi
sylvana is free again
sylvana is shaq
sylvana is an actual composer
sylvana is a druidess to her bones


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Blogger OldRoses said...

I like the "Sylvana is a registered/branded Holsteiner mare". I never knew that about you!

July 01, 2005 9:39 PM

Blogger Sylvana said...

Oh! I can't believe I skipped that one;)

July 01, 2005 10:21 PM

Blogger SierraBella said...

Aren't you the busy girl!
I checked, and it didn't know anything about me...

July 02, 2005 10:54 AM

Blogger DrMax said...

Drmax is the maximum difference between any two adjacent grid points for the entire array
Drmax is the initial max change of distances
Drmax is the maximum

These made some pretty lousy pick-up lines in my youth..."Hey baby, guess who's the maximum difference between any two adjacent grid points for the entire array? Well your talking to him! Hey wait, come back, I'm the maximum!!"

July 02, 2005 3:00 PM

Blogger jac said...

Claim your prize from my post.

July 03, 2005 12:19 AM

Blogger Sask 1 said...

Im going to try that for me.Doubt there will be anything very interesting though

July 04, 2005 10:11 AM

Blogger sideshow bob said...

My's like Google has known you all your life!

July 04, 2005 10:49 PM

Blogger Sylvana said...

Google knows everything!

July 05, 2005 7:50 AM

Blogger Irb said...

Irb is very easy to setup.

Irb is recognized as the foremost tax administration in the region and the best government agency in the country.

Irb is essential if we are to comply with federal and university regulations.

Irb is required.


I may actually list some of these on my resumé...

July 05, 2005 5:08 PM

Blogger Sylvana said...

Dr. Max- those would be very poor pick up lines, unless you were at the Science Club.

Irb- I'm glad that I comply with federal and university regulations. I was a little worried there.

July 05, 2005 9:26 PM

Blogger Shannon said...

Apparently Shannon is a popular name among pornstars. I'll spare you the gruesome details...well, except "Shannon is about to show you her whisker biscuits."

July 06, 2005 8:11 AM

Blogger Sylvana said...

Shannon- that is so funny! My name didn't have anything like that.

July 06, 2005 8:29 AM