The government is looking into claims that Viagra, Cialis and other impotence drugs might cause blindness. They say that although there have been cases of men going blind after using these drugs it is not clear if the drugs themselves cause the blindness. What exactly are they implying? Perhaps all the sex (or masturbation, as the case may be) they have after taking the drugs is making them blind? Did we step back into the 50s?

What if it is the drugs? Do you think that they will take them off the market? Do you think guys will even care if they go blind? I think the finding would have to be that their penises would fall-off as a side effect before guys would bat an eye.

I personally would love to see less penis enhancing spam and commercials. If they spent half the time and energy into finding an alternative to fossil fuels as they have spent on figuring out how to give men hard-ons, I think we'd all be better off.


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Blogger DrMax said...

I hear ya. I sure regret that $145 I spent on the Hard-A-Tron 6000. Not to mention the damage the power surge caused to the fuse box.

July 11, 2005 2:24 AM

Blogger OldRoses said...

As long as men run the world, hard-ons will always have precedence.

July 11, 2005 2:54 AM

Blogger Sylvana said...

Dr.Max- I think I saw the infomercial for that one in one of my all-night paper writing binges.

Old Roses- Hard-ons run the world, don't they?

July 11, 2005 8:05 AM

Blogger Sask 1 said...

I dont think guys would care if they went blind.They could just imagine it was some hot 20yr chick they were doing it with.

July 11, 2005 9:56 AM

Blogger Sylvana said...

June- The day after posting this I saw a cartoon in Newsweek that I will try to add to this post, because it so pertinent and hilarious. It pretty much shows what you just said.

July 11, 2005 10:41 AM