Conversations At Our House v.18

Monday, October 30, 2006 | 0 Comments

Sy: I loved seeing a movie in 3-D. We should definitely go to another one.

SSB: We could go see that one that they advertised during Nightmare Before Christmas. I can't remember what it was about.

Sy: Neither can I.

SSB: Well, I doubt that the movie itself will be that good. I have this feeling that they skimp on the story quality for 3-Ds. I think that they count on people wanting to see it just for the cool gimmick.

Sy: Like porns!

SSB: [giggling]

Sy: OH!! What if they made a 3-D porn?!! The story lines for those would be REALLY BAD!! But people would definitely pay to see 3-D porn no matter what the story was like.


Michael Manning said...

Oh, this brought back a funny, funny memory! This dollar theater movie house put on one of the very first 3-D movies in color called "Dirty Flight Attendants" or something like that. A few buddies and I attended with high hopes (no pun, really!). We were let down (again, no pun). But it was awful. There was this crappy orchestral music while a crazed lady bereft of male companionship started making out with her lamp! I think we all go up and left for a pub!

Sylvana said...

Michael, that sounds horrible. I'm glad to hear that you had the good sense to find a more enjoyable way to waste your time.

Wendy A said...

No doubt in my mind that it has been done.

Shamus O'Drunkahan said...

(in the voice of those cartoon guys from the Guiness ads)

Sylvana said...

Wendy, I'd be surprised if they haven't ventured down that avenue yet.

Shamus, thank you. Thank you.

AG said...

I want to see 3-D junk food porn.

Sylvana said...

Ag, is junk food porn like intense TV ads where you start craving the food so bad you have to stop everything and run out to get it?

AG said...

YES and you need 70's style music playing. And maybe even want to go at it alone since it would be so shameful.