He had earlier that day told me how annoying Jimbo at work was (Jimbo is a very unkempt man that smells badly and is overall annoying in everything that he does)- "He can't even just sign his name! He's got to wind up for it, talking himself through it, 'Uh, OK, Right... Um-uh!... All right... Ahhhhh.' Smacking his lips, sticking his tongue out, rocking back and forth, sticking his elbows out, making faces, and taking five minutes just to write his name!" So I said, "Could you image if Jimbo worked at one of those shops and had to fire one of them up? 'Uh, Ok. Right... Um-uh... All right... Ahhhh.' Smacking his lips, sticking his tongue out, rocking back and forth, sticking his elbows out, making faces and taking five minutes just to get the vibrator going. As if it wouldn't be hard enough to go in and buy one."
April Snow Brings May Slow, But I Keep On Fighting
9 months ago
That was funny.Ive never fired one up in the store.I usually just look around to make sure i dont know anyone then try and get it out with out anyone recognising me.The thought of one of my neighbours coming in and me stood there with the sales person firing it up for me.Sooo embarrassing.
June
March 08, 2005 9:19 AM