I was looking through searches that brought people to my site and there were a couple that had me scratching my head:

liquid plummer air conditioner drain pipe (Google)


First, why is someone looking for this anyway?

Second, what in my my blog would make these phrases a match?
Any ideas?


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Blogger evilsciencechick said...

Friday, August 5 2005 is a post about the pipe cleaner...

and check here for the explanation of the girl...bathroom...thing.

I get a ton of weirdo search hits, too. I shudder to think of the complete lack of life the people who scroll to search page 20 of "hot chik wit donkey?" to get to ME! GAH!

November 13, 2005 9:41 PM

Blogger Sylvana said...

Thanks! Geez! I feel like such a loser that I don't even remember my own writing!!
I do have a memory problem. Seriously. Ask SSB.

November 13, 2005 9:56 PM

Blogger noelle feather said...

How do you know what people looked up on google/yahoo that brought them to your blog?

November 13, 2005 9:57 PM

Blogger nope said...

Yo, Sylvana, just how do you find this stuff out? Inquiring minds want to know and learn!

November 13, 2005 11:09 PM

Blogger sands of time said...

I remembered the barhroom one but not the other one.

November 14, 2005 9:42 AM

Blogger nope said...

I figured it out - at least in my case. I've got Sitemeter, and one of the options is looking through the referrals to my site. Nothing unusual on my end! But then I haven't been around as long as you...

November 14, 2005 11:33 AM

Blogger Maria said...

That's the Internet for ya!

November 14, 2005 1:29 PM

Blogger Dr. Who said...

For people looking for a nice on-line tracker to find such goodies, I would recommend the one at http://www.extreme-dm.com/

I've been using the free version for more than five years without any problems and it provides a lot of information.

Sometimes you'll be amazed by the "creativity" of some of the people out there searching! Sylvana's are two perfect examples.

November 14, 2005 6:54 PM

Blogger sideshow bob said...

ESC-it's not a "lack of a life"...I just have a passion for fine looking wimens gettin' wit asses!

If that comment offends Sy, that's cool, she has a short memory...the secret of our successful marriage:)

November 14, 2005 6:59 PM

Blogger Randi said...

how do you find that out?

November 14, 2005 9:32 PM

Blogger DrMax said...

Sorry Syl, my sink is backed up I was looking for info on how to clear it...how the hell did I get to your site?

November 14, 2005 11:36 PM

Blogger Sylvana said...

I found these search phrases that found my blog by going into my BlogPatrol account. This is free. It keeps track of visitor numbers and searches among other things. You can also get that info from Site Meter as Indiaiynke said- it's a little harder to sort out than BP, but it gives you pretty much the same info.

November 15, 2005 6:54 PM

Blogger cookie christine said...

I usually get at least one hit a day from someone searching for "recess porn."

There's some really creepy folks out there, and it sounds like your girl-wit-donkey lovin' husband might just be one of them.


November 16, 2005 2:56 PM

Blogger Indigo Red said...

I have found similar strange things on my Sitemeter account. I like to see where folks are calling from. My family says they are reading, but I don't see there footprints anywhere except one sister in Susanville.

The Internet is a wonderful and very scary place.

November 17, 2005 12:29 AM

Blogger Derek Knight said...

at least they're going BEHIND the garbage.

November 17, 2005 10:12 AM

Blogger SierraBella said...

Same as derek, but I wonder if that person also Googled "Girls... INSIDE?

November 17, 2005 12:42 PM

Blogger Indigo Red said...

In "Marriage monopoly", I was roundly chastised for being homophobic for suggesting the acceptance of gay marriage could possibly extend to the acceptance of various other activities such as bestiality. You and your group contrarily claimed it wouldn't happen.

Told ya so!

November 18, 2005 10:32 PM

Blogger Sylvana said...

Cookie Christine, what exactly would "recess porn" consist of?

Indigo Red, because I really don't have control over what kind of people read my blog, I try not to give out too much personal information. No offense to all of you good people.
And your argument on gay-marriage leading to bestiality is still very unconvincing; but thanks for thinking about me! ;)

Derek, exactly!

Sierrabella, I bet they did! you know, that would be quite a feat.

November 19, 2005 5:49 PM