[at our cheese tasting party]

Mo: Fry needs a haircut. I told him I'd do it, but he won't let me.

SSB: Jill cuts Obi's hair.

Fry and Mo: Really?

Sy: Yeah, they have the Flowbee.

Mo: Flowbee? I've never heard of it.

Fry: Yeah, what is a Flowbee?

Sy: I can't believe you never heard of a Flowbee! It combines hair clippers with a vacuum cleaner for easy, clean at-home hair cutting.

SSB: Obi is the Flowbee master.

Sy: Yeah, they call him "Flowbee-Wan Kenobi".


Lyvvie said...

They still make flowbees?! Wow!

Sylvana said...

Lyvvie, when I heard that they had a Flowbee, that's exactly what I thought too!! But apparently they do!

Evil Spock said...

Your cheese and wine parties are a lot better than the ones that I attend.

Flowbee-Wan Kenobi, priceless!

Sylvana said...

Evil Spock, you bet your sweet ass they are! We rock the pretentious-party scene!

Shannon said...

Wait- someone actually uses a flowbee?

Mrs. Loquacious said...

I think I would have a hard time coordinating the suction of it with the clipping.

Then again, Hubbs gets his hair cut by a pro. He doesn't trust me with his precious hair.

sideshow bob said...

I think I wanna be flowbeed!

Sylvana said...

Shannon, his hair actually looks good too.

Mrs. L, that's the beauty of it - it sucks while it cuts and has a spacer so you don't even need to worry about measuring the length. It's all automatic.

SSB, they said that we could borrow it!