Conversations At Our House v.26

Wednesday, July 18, 2007 | 0 Comments

[Sy comes home for lunch and catches SSB watching Dr. Phil]

Sy: He's no Pat Croce.

SSB: No, he's not.

Sy: Is he even a real Dr.?

SSB: Oprah says he is, so it must be true.

Sy: Did he get his degree at The University of Oprah, the university that teaches all things Oprah.

SSB: And the school moto is: "If Oprah ain't happy, ain't nobody happy!"


"AG" said...

I'm back. I finally created another google account and fired up the old blog!

Evil Spock said...

Evil Spock wishes Evil Spock was Oprah sometimes.

Sylvana said...


Evil Spock, there are many reasons that I would like to be Oprah, but they are always over-shadowed by her overwhelming adoration for herself and her self-importance - huge turn off.

sideshow bob said...

I'm going to keep making fun of Oprah until she gives me a car.

Mrs. Loquacious said...

I dislike that Oprah has to be on every O magazine cover. Why can't she share the spotlight with Stedman? Or her BFF Gayle? Or anyone other than herself. I agree w/you that she is self-involved and it is highly unattractive.

sideshow bob said...

Uh-oh...looks like ain't nobody happy...

Sylvana said...

SSB, I think you will be making fun of Oprah a very long time.

Mrs. L, I heard that she is no longer with Stedman - she went all "Thelma and Louise" with Gayle.