Sy: Red really liked the highlighters I bought. Her eyes lit up when I showed her and she said, "I am the Highlighter Queen!"
SSB: "Highlighter Queen"? What exactly does that mean?
Sy: She wears a tiara of highlighters around work.
SSB: Does she stand up bunches of highlighters and give speeches to them?
Sy: Yes, and she has a gown made of highlighter felt.
SSB: And when they make her angry, does she chop off their heads?
Sy: *POP!* "HaHa! More felt for my gown!!"
My god. Your conversations are an endless fountain of inane bliss.
Is she heir to the Sharpie fortune?
Wii! Everyone loves wii, I know I sure as Hell do.