I brought to work 20 packets of Kool-Aid that I had picked up from the grocery store the other day. My boss was curious so I told her that at my other other job when they make powder suppositories the two ingredients that they mix together are both white so they need a colored powder to let them know when it has been mixed thoroughly.

She cracked up, "This will go down in the annals of the library -- OH! I MEAN ANALS!! HA!!!"

And you thought librarians were boring old biddies. She said that this made her day.

I keep getting this image of Kool-Aid Man bellowing, "OH YEAH!" when the person inserts the suppository. It makes me chuckle.


Derek Knight said...

I think he only bellows OH YEAH when he geets to do the inserting. If it's the other way around, it's more of an OH NO...

Just my guess.

Shannon said...

Wait- so they really put kool aid in suppositories? Can we request a flavor?

I prefer grape.

evilsciencechick said...

I wonder if it would then dye...uh...stuff up there...so that the next time you went #2...it'd be purple!

awesome purple poop!

Laurie said...

That's funny!

OldRoses said...

Oh, God, I'll never be able to down that aisle at the grocery store again without cracking up! Thanks for the great imagery.

DrMax said...

I better get me some Kool-Aid stock, I hear bio-tech companies are hot right now.

Elizabeth said...

Evil science chick: if you eat a lot of something with dye in it, like food coloring, it will definitely dye your poop. Try blue frosting, for instance. But you have to eat A LOT.

So... does that mean that there is kool-aid in suppositories???

Wendy A said...

You just wrecked some childhood memories of mine. Birthday parties, friends, and Koolaid.

Shamus O'Drunkahan said...

I heard the Cool Aid guy finally met a reinforced concrete wall. He managed to get out "OH YE..." then his red glass body shattered.
It was a mess.

sands of time said...

ill be thinking of that everytime i look at a package of Kool aid now


Lyvvie said...

He likes it, you know he does! He's bursting through the walls to get his suppositories!!

oh dear, never use the term "bursting through the walls" and suppositories in the same senstence. It's so...bad.

sideshow bob said...

Kind of gives a whole new meanning to this product.

Sylvana said...

Derek, OH YEAH!

Shannon, I think flavor at that point is, uh, pointless.

ESC, they use pink for girls and blue for boys.

Laurie, :))

OldRoses, it does give that effect.

DrMax, that's a good idea.

Elizabeth, we had an unfortunate incident with too much food dye once. Ugh!

Wendy A, aw! I would have thought it would have enhanced those memories!

Shamus, was it that same damn wall that did in Humpty?

PinkLady, heheheh!

Lyvvie, yeah, that's what I was thinking.


Tayster said...

While we're on the topic of Kool-Aid, why did they stop making Mountain Berry Punch? That was the best flavor EVER!!

sideshow bob said...

I loved Purplesaurus Rex!

Sylvana said...

Tayster, that was one of my favorite flavors too! I had forgotten about that, in fact, I didn't realize that they had stopped making it. Those Bastards!

SSB, Purplesaurus Rex rocks!