Finally, I Have NOTHING To Do!
Sunday, November 23, 2008 | 0 Comments
[This video can take a while to load, but it is SO worth it! Just pause it while it loads, then run it in all it's uninterrupted glory!]
The Obama Dream Cabinet
Wednesday, November 05, 2008 | 0 Comments
Secretary of State:
Bill Clinton
He's fantastic at foreign policy, and he' s pretty good at affairs to ;)
Secretary of the Treasury:
Warren Buffet
He's got a lot of money. We think he knows something about making it.
Secretary of Defense:
Colin Powell
He has the temperament, knowledge of the military and experience with war to do this position justice.
Secretary of the Interior:
Al Gore
Who can get more people behind protecting our resources?
Secretary of Agriculture:
Willie Nelson
He does Farm Aid.
Secretary of Commerce:
Google guy
We can't remember his name. Sure we could Google it, but thought "Google guy" sounded better anyway. We think he knows a thing or two about building a business; from absolutely nothing to WORLD DOMINATION!!
Secretary of Transportation:
Norm Coleman
We figure we could take a moderate Republican or two out of the Senate to open up a couple of seats. They would have to be from Democratic states to help ensure that they would be replaced by Democrats/Independents. Besides, we think he did something with the light rail in St. Paul.
Secretary of Education:
Tommy Thompson
He did a great job funding alternative learning programs and helped make sure Wisconsin was tops in education in the country! Go Wisconsin!
Secretary of Health and Human Services:
C. Everett Coop, a.k.a "Admiral Muttonchops"
Along with his easily identifiable style, he actually knows a thing or two about health services!
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development:
Jimmy Carter
Habitat for Humanity!
Secretary of Homeland Security:
Dog the Bounty Hunter
His job is to hunt down fugitives.
Attorney General:
Patrick Fitzgerald
He has built his career on fighting corruption. He did a fine job in the Plame and Libby case -- and at times when it was still very dangerous to a person's career to go after people in the White House.
Secretary of Energy:
Roscoe G. Bartlett
He's a House Republican and owns a Prius!
Secretary of Veterans Affairs:
Max Cleland
... well, we were looking for a good Republican candidate for this position -- but we couldn't find one (except McCain 2000, who may, or may not still exist -- and we need him in the Senate anyway). All the ones that actually have helped veterans are Democrats.
4 comments:
- Shannon said...
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Would we need to refer to "Dog" as "Secretary The Hunter?"
- November 06, 2008 2:59 PM
- Michael Manning said...
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I've wondered what Duane is up to and have read his book. If anyone could capture OBL it;s "The Dog"!
- November 11, 2008 1:02 AM
- Sylvana said...
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Shannon, yes. I think it helps maintain a little crazy that we need to intimidate ill-willers.
Michael Manning, we certainly have the talent that we need right here in America -- it is just a matter of finding it and matching it up with the need. - November 12, 2008 7:07 AM
- Shamus O'Drunkahan said...
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Not so sure about Warren Buffet. I mean, he's all about drinking and the beach and having a good time and we really need somebody who will... oh wait. That's Jimmy Buffet. Nevermind.
- November 12, 2008 9:34 AM
OMG!OMG!OMG!
Wednesday, November 05, 2008 | 0 Comments
Congratulations, and THANK YOU!, President Obama!
1 comments:
- Shannon said...
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I KNOW!!!!!!
- November 05, 2008 12:25 AM
Whoever says knowing how the trick is done ruins the magic, hasn't seen that.
Lyvvie, yes! I found it to a thoroughly amazing and entertaining video.