I'm Back!

Wednesday, September 05, 2007 | 0 Comments

I can't believe that I was away from my blog for so long!

My computer crashed a few weeks ago while I was surfing blogs. I tried to fix it, but it is in really rough shape. It looks like my Windows operating system got corrupted and needs to be fixed. DAMN WINDOWS!! My computer won't acknowledge my CD drive, so as of now, I have no way of getting the backup onto my computer for repair. SSB has some ideas, so I am leaving that up to him. But without a computer, it makes it really hard to blog.

But you may be relieved to know that today I started a night supervisor job at the library, which should give me plenty of time to get caught up. There's only so much supervising that one can do in a vacant library after all, right? I have done this job as a student for 3 years - piece of cake.

Today was also JD's first day of high school. I took him out to eat when he got home from school so that I could get the low-down. He was beaming! I could tell as soon as I saw him that he had had a fantastic day. I was so relieved. I think that this day was more nerve-wracking for me than him, and to see him come home all smiles was a huge load off my mind.

SSB is back in school too. This might be his last year, unless he decides to get a certificate in industrial networking. It could mean more money for us, but I think that he's done his time in factories long enough.

I finally used some of my vacation time and had two great vacations. Two weekends ago we went camping in Grand Marais, MN. We ended up in a campground in town, which made it really easy to explore the town until late at night. We did a lot of hiking and even drove to some nearby sights. We scouted out other potential campgrounds for our next trip. Our camp site was right next to the lake, which was awesome... until the drunks started making their rounds to go yell at it. SSB was effective at scaring off a couple of the groups so we could get some sleep though. We couldn't have a campfire, because of the drought, so we had all our meals in town. Boy, do they have a lot of really good places to eat! I was stuffed!

But before I could recover, we were on our way to my brother's (Ricky) house the following Friday. He lives in the middle of Wiscosnin, about 3 hours away from us. We always have a great time with his family, and we usually eat a lot. And this time was no exception. As soon as I found out that they had a Little Caesars, I knew what we were having for dinner. Crazy Bread is awesome! We tried their wings too, which were just wings in tabasco sauce with some spices thrown in, but very good. The next night we went to the lake and grilled chicken. We had so much good food, I really thought that I was going to bust. We took out our discs and started throwing them around to help settle our dinner. Ricky asked us to stick around later than we had planned in the morning so that we could all go disc golfing - he had never gone before and really wanted to try it out. He was pretty good and we all had a blast. Fry was pretty proud when I told him that I had created a new golfer.

From my brother's house, we drove to my sister's (V) house near Madison. I hadn't seen her since we visited Shannon in Milwaukee. She had gotten divorced about a year and a half ago and had a new boyfriend to introduce to me. He seemed nice, but I really don't think that I have much in common with him, other than crazy parents - although he bowed to V and my "crazy parent" stories. I also got to catch up with my niece who will be graduating this year. Uh, and her slick, Eddie-Haskellish boyfriend. He was interesting to talk to, for the most part, but I don't think that I would want him dating my daughter if I had one. Oh well, kids need to learn things on their own sometimes, unfortunately.

All in all, I have had a great two weeks; and I am now in the privy about a little something called "Pants-off, Dance-off". I really did think it was a joke. Who knew?

6 comments:

"AG" said...

I LOVE that you used an Eddie Haskell reference! (I think you know I am a huge LTB fan.)

Nice to see you back.

Mrs. Loquacious said...

Welcome back! :) Windows OS sucks, and having witnessed Hubbs enjoy the problem-free, bug-free, virus-free pleasures of the plug-and-play Macbook, my next purchase will without a doubt be a Mac.

Pants-off, Dance-off is real? Wow. I'm out of the loop. :S

Shannon said...

Yay! You're back! I was afraid you'd left for good.

Sylvana said...

AG, that Eddie, he was something, huh? Always getting Wally and the Beave into trouble.

Mrs L, I LOVE MACS!!! If it weren't for the damn programs that I need to run, I would only buy Macs.

Shannon, I think it would take a a lot for me to quit blogging. My sense of self-importance is far to inflated to be denied such a willing and rewarding platform!

Heather said...

My dad was just telling me about Pants-Off Dance-Off. How weird...

Collin's son started high school this year too and he was the same way - he seems to really be enjoying it, thank goodness!!

Sylvana said...

Heather, does your dad watch the show?

I don't think that I will be able to truly relax about it until it has been a couple of weeks.

I'm Wiilly Tired

Sunday, August 12, 2007 | 0 Comments

Sorry to be neglecting my blogging duties, but I do have several really good excuses.

1) I have been working two jobs. We have had a lot of contracts come due that I needed to re-apply for.

2) I've been busy having parties at my house, entertaining my friends and going to their houses for get-togethers. Eating grilled food, disc golfing, coffee, margaritas, waffles, bowling, playing video games - tons of fun.

3) I read "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows". Very good.

4) We got a Wii!!!!!

OMG!! This is the most awesome thing that I have played in a very long time! It is not just another gaming system - it is an exercise machine. After one night of playing the Wii Sports my arms were sore, my abs were sore, my obliques were sore!! I can't remember the last time I worked out hard enough to make my obliques sore!

It was the most I've ever spent on a gaming system, but it is worth every penny. SSB and I have always said that if we could afford it we would totally put a bowling lane in our house. Having the Wii is like having a bowling lane in your house!

Although Wii Sports alone is enough to warrant the purchase, I'm pretty sure that it just scratches the surface of possibilities with this gaming system. I already own Twilight Princess for Game Cube, but I'm all ready to fork over another $50 for the Wii version. The chance to do some actual sword fighting just has me tingling with excitement.

Fry posed the question as to whether Wii bowling translated to real bowling, I practiced Wii bowling left-handed. I am not left handed and have NEVER bowled left handed before in my life. Today we all went bowling and I bowled one whole game left handed. It did not take me much practice at all to make the transition. In fact, I bowled almost just as well left handed as I did right handed (113 left handed - that's about my league average). I think with a little more practice I could could use that left-handed trick for league as there are some shots that are easier to make left-handed. And I can't wait to see the looks on people's faces when I switch hands. Fry said it would be like the sword fight in The Princess Bride .

14 comments:

evilsciencechick said...

Isn't the Wii awesome??? I am kicking butt at tennis and bowling. And our Mii's are VERY realistic. It's eerie!!!

Sylvana said...

I have already gotten two scores over 200 in Wii bowling - left handed!
Our Miis are spot on too! I have even made a couple of some of my favorite celebrities. Tori Amos is in my Wii!

Best.Game System.EVER!!

Mrs. Loquacious said...

We love our Wii. One of the most fun games is Wario Ware; it's a series of silly Wiimote games that you have to do as quickly as possible.

We're also big into Wii Sports; my Hubbs and I play pairs tennis against the computer, and geeky as it sounds, it's a fantastic bonding experience we share together working as a "team." :)

Shannon said...

I just love the Wii...I was going to comment about Wario Ware and Mario Party (fun, but not as good as Wario Ware). I go crazy on Wii Sports boxing. Talk about sore the next day!

Lyvvie said...

We just got Wii too!! We love Big Brain Academy, and are playing Zelda: Twilight Princess, we don't like Monkey Ball so much, and Sassy plays Sonic. We came into some money and splashed out.

I love the golf game. Shorty like to play tennis. It's been great fun for everyone! The bummer is when anyone comes over all they want to do is play the Wii...ah well.

Evil Spock said...

The Wii is the single greatest thing since the polio vaccine. The only thing that will trump this is when they colonize the moon.

I love Boxing and Tennis. I like doing homerun derby on the Baseball training too.

Sylvana said...

Mrs L, my son was talking up Wario Ware. Sounds fun.

Shannon, everyone seems to like boxing - I haven't tried it yet. I don't think I could play against some one; I would be too tempted to actually punch the person.

Lyvvie, I probably won't be getting Twilight Princess until the end of the year, so you will have to let me know how it plays.

Evil Spock, I almost threw my shoulder out pitching, but I can get some pretty wicked fast balls.

"AG" said...

Does Wii bowling have a virtual snackbar?

Sylvana said...

AG, I WISH! They don't even let you customize your ball. But I still love it!

Lyvvie said...

Abrasive Grace is back?! why didn't she tell me? *cry*

Sylvana said...

See what you're doing to your fans, AG? You need to keep blogging!

Magnum PO said...

The Princess Bride - best sword fight, best wrestling fight, best brain fight... and Robin Wright.

Just a great flick.

"AG" said...

Awah I didn't know I had admirers. I'm back!

Heather said...

The Wii - always a good excuse. Harry Potter has been my excuse since I read Deathly Hallows and saw the Order of the Phoenix movie 2 days in a row. Ha!

Conversations At Our House v.28

Wednesday, August 01, 2007 | 0 Comments

[at lunch talking about some shopping I did for work]

Sy: Red really liked the highlighters I bought. Her eyes lit up when I showed her and she said, "I am the Highlighter Queen!"

SSB: "Highlighter Queen"? What exactly does that mean?

Sy: She wears a tiara of highlighters around work.

SSB: Does she stand up bunches of highlighters and give speeches to them?

Sy: Yes, and she has a gown made of highlighter felt.

SSB: And when they make her angry, does she chop off their heads?

Sy: *POP!* "HaHa! More felt for my gown!!"

3 comments:

Evil Spock said...

My god. Your conversations are an endless fountain of inane bliss.

sideshow bob said...

Is she heir to the Sharpie fortune?

Derek Knight said...

Wii! Everyone loves wii, I know I sure as Hell do.

Garden Picts

Monday, July 30, 2007 | 0 Comments

I know how you all love pictures of my garden, and since I spending so much time there instead of blogging, I thought I could at least bring you on a short tour of it.

The first two pictures are from late June.

This angle of my garden always produces the most full, lush looking shots of my garden and it is the side of the garden that I see the least of.

I love delphinium, and this year, despite the nasty drought that we are suffering, they have been doing quite well. I think the plum tree I had JD dismantle this spring was holding them back.

The next two pictures are from last weekend.


This picture reminds me how I need to finish painting the trim on my house! I do love this sunflower. I almost yanked it out a couple of times because I thought it would get too big for the spot, but I'm glad that I didn't. It ended up being short and full of flowers!

This is our pear tree. We've had it for two years and, boy, was it happy this year! I had already reduced the fruit by 1/3 by the time that I took this picture. I can't wait until they ripen. They are the best pears that I have ever eaten - like candy.

This year is definitely shaping up to be my best garden year ever.

8 comments:

Mrs. Loquacious said...

Your garden looks like a little bit of Paradise. Way to go! :)

Evil Spock said...

Your garden looks awesome. Soooo jealous.

Sylvana said...

Mrs. L, it definitely has become a paradise!

Evil Spock, thanks. This is the first year that I thought that too.

"AG" said...

I LOVE your garden! I'd do anything to have one like that...except gardening. :P Do you have black flies out your way?

Sylvana said...

AG, a lot of other people feel the same way. I actually have my neighbor coming over all the time telling me that I should give up gardening because it too much work!

We have gnats (A.K.A "no-see-ums"), which are nasty little critters that bite painless (most of the time) but leave you with blood dribbling down the back of your neck and a big itchy welt that lasts for a few days to over a week. Sometimes their bites even swell up my lymph nodes, making my neck all lumpy and painful.
Same thing?

Shannon said...

Seeing these pictures just remind me of how my chili peppers, so full of hope, died.

"AG" said...

Ew! Black flies aren't that bad, unless they bite. They do stalk my hair for some reason, though. Even if I take a walk one will follow me the whole way, bouncing on and off my head!

Sylvana said...

Shannon, aw, I'm so sorry to hear about your peppers! I was looking forward to the harvest.

AG, the gnats will crawl into your hair to bite your scalp leaving big, painful, weepy lumps.
I HATE GNATS!!!

[at our cheese tasting party]

Mo: Fry needs a haircut. I told him I'd do it, but he won't let me.

SSB: Jill cuts Obi's hair.

Fry and Mo: Really?

Sy: Yeah, they have the Flowbee.

Mo: Flowbee? I've never heard of it.

Fry: Yeah, what is a Flowbee?

Sy: I can't believe you never heard of a Flowbee! It combines hair clippers with a vacuum cleaner for easy, clean at-home hair cutting.

SSB: Obi is the Flowbee master.

Sy: Yeah, they call him "Flowbee-Wan Kenobi".

8 comments:

Lyvvie said...

They still make flowbees?! Wow!

Sylvana said...

Lyvvie, when I heard that they had a Flowbee, that's exactly what I thought too!! But apparently they do!

Evil Spock said...

Your cheese and wine parties are a lot better than the ones that I attend.

Flowbee-Wan Kenobi, priceless!

Sylvana said...

Evil Spock, you bet your sweet ass they are! We rock the pretentious-party scene!

Shannon said...

Wait- someone actually uses a flowbee?

Mrs. Loquacious said...

I think I would have a hard time coordinating the suction of it with the clipping.

Then again, Hubbs gets his hair cut by a pro. He doesn't trust me with his precious hair.

sideshow bob said...

I think I wanna be flowbeed!

Sylvana said...

Shannon, his hair actually looks good too.

Mrs. L, that's the beauty of it - it sucks while it cuts and has a spacer so you don't even need to worry about measuring the length. It's all automatic.

SSB, they said that we could borrow it!

Conversations At Our House v.26

Wednesday, July 18, 2007 | 0 Comments

[Sy comes home for lunch and catches SSB watching Dr. Phil]

Sy: He's no Pat Croce.

SSB: No, he's not.

Sy: Is he even a real Dr.?

SSB: Oprah says he is, so it must be true.

Sy: Did he get his degree at The University of Oprah, the university that teaches all things Oprah.

SSB: And the school moto is: "If Oprah ain't happy, ain't nobody happy!"

7 comments:

"AG" said...

I'm back. I finally created another google account and fired up the old blog!

Evil Spock said...

Evil Spock wishes Evil Spock was Oprah sometimes.

Sylvana said...

AG, YAY!!

Evil Spock, there are many reasons that I would like to be Oprah, but they are always over-shadowed by her overwhelming adoration for herself and her self-importance - huge turn off.

sideshow bob said...

I'm going to keep making fun of Oprah until she gives me a car.

Mrs. Loquacious said...

I dislike that Oprah has to be on every O magazine cover. Why can't she share the spotlight with Stedman? Or her BFF Gayle? Or anyone other than herself. I agree w/you that she is self-involved and it is highly unattractive.

sideshow bob said...

Uh-oh...looks like ain't nobody happy...

Sylvana said...

SSB, I think you will be making fun of Oprah a very long time.

Mrs. L, I heard that she is no longer with Stedman - she went all "Thelma and Louise" with Gayle.

The Quakers Are Coming!*

Friday, July 06, 2007 | 0 Comments

There is a Quaker convention at our university campus all week. They've basically taken over our town - and I have to say that they are a little odd. But I didn't realize the extent of that observation until Tuesday when I was asked to go on a delivery for the pharmacy with a coworker. We needed to bring two wheelchairs and a pair of crutches to the student center for the Quakers.

"Wow," I said to my coworker, "those Quakers must be wild!"

When we arrived we were greeted by an older lady who told me how grateful they were to get the items because people were waiting for them; then she started ordering me around - "Come along. This way. THIS WAY!"

I gave my coworker a look and she giggled.

As the harping woman led us through a huge, milling crowd, another woman suddenly ran up to us frantically. "We have a person down! Over here! Person down!"**

I couldn't help feeling like I had just stepped into a war zone. I stopped for second, wondering if one of the wheelchairs was for this person. The woman must have thought we were nurses since we were both wearing what looked like blue scrubs. The woman leading us just kept walking as if she didn't hear the woman yelling at me, or see the woman laying on the concrete steps outside the building. She turned to see where I was and snapped her fingers at me, "Come along! Come along! Here! Here! We have to go inside!"

I scurried forward leaving the frantic woman standing there looking slightly confused. And I have to say, I was too.

When we got inside it was packed with people making it difficult to maneuver with a wheelchair. As I tried to pick my way through the crowd the woman started barking and snapping at me again telling me to hustle.

Man! I thought, there must be someone who really needs this wheelchair!

We made our way through the building, all the while she was yelling at me to stay with her as she thought I just may wander off if she weren't constantly reminding me.

We reached the other end of the building, the end of the line, at what looked like a greeting area. She told us to put the wheelchairs in an alcove and said, "There, now we will have them when we need them. Thank you so much."

What? ...What?

As we made our way back to the car and past the woman laying on the concrete, now surrounded by EMT, I couldn't help feeling like I was getting cold looks from people who had watched us walk away with the wheelchairs - just so they could end up sitting unused in an alcove.

Bizarre.

* This story reminded me of the time that I was at a hostel in Scotland. I had gotten there late and needed to get some laundry done. The guy at the desk agreed to unlock the laundry room for me as long as I promised to be quiet and not let anyone in.

No problem!

I was just finishing up a load when there was a huge commotion outside. When I looked out the ground level window all I could see were hundreds of feet running around. Suddenly the guy who had let me in the laundry burst in frantically yelling, "You need to go! The French are coming! The French are coming!!"

He was so distressed that all I could do was grab my things and follow him running out of the room. He ran ahead to the lobby. I couldn't help but want to see what the fuss was all about. Were we being invaded?

I peaked into the lobby. It was completely filled with children, apparently French children.



** When I was relaying the Quaker story to SSB he started laughing, "Paper dune! We've gat a paper dune!" [Mike Myers - So, I Married An Axe Murderer].

"Yes!" I said. "I was thinking the same thing at the time! It was hard not to laugh. 'Quaker down! Quaker down! We've got a quaker down!'"





8 comments:

Shannon said...

Yikes! That story managed to be funny and creepy at the same time!!! what the hell goes on at a quaker convention? I think it's your duty to find out and report back to the blogosphere...

Evil Spock said...

Reminds of me the Good Samaritan episode on Seinfeld.

You could've been arrested!

Sylvana said...

Shannon, I didn't know whether to laugh or run at the time either. And unfortunately, the Quakers have gone - but they will be back next year!

Evil Spock, I would blame the Quakers and bide my time in the slammer until the day that I was freed and could reap my revenge!!

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Mrs. Loquacious said...

What is a Quaker convention, anyway? Were there displays and booths? Speakers?

I guess any group can have a convention, really.

There was no excuse for the rude order-barking, though. I thought Quakers were supposed to be polite and respectful?

ag said...

I don't have a specific comment other than "hi" and it's nice to be reading your blog.

Elizabeth said...

I have been to seminars (not Quaker ones) at their buildings and I never noticed anything that strange. Fascinating.

Payper dune! Hah!

Sylvana said...

Mrs. L, not sure. I think it was sort of a retreat - but I heard some people saying that the Quakers visited all these schools as a group and then chose the school that their children would go to as a group. I really wouldn't be surprised.

AG, well, you know, it's nice to have you reading it!

Elizabeth, do you find that they raise their hands a lot, like they want to be called on?

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